Welcome to the Anti-Wizarding World. It’s not about Him, it’s about Them (and, on a good day, Us), the status quo can go fuck itself, the magic system makes sense (I think) and (so far) the whole thing has negative capital value. How did you find me here?

Nobody with any authority is going to tell you it’s okay to read this. No editors, no staff writers, no publishers, no ribbons or laurels. If I had to scale all those walls and jump through those hoops, you wouldn’t get this story.

So, we’re going to have to operate on trust, but that’s in short supply these days. Nobody vetted me for you, so I could be some scam artist trying to get money or data out of you by crapping out AI-generated garbage for no effort. Even content creators who DO get vetted might be that way. I get it. I swear by all that is sacred to Art Itself, I am a human being who cares about what I do and say, but it’s getting harder and harder to prove that.

If we’re being honest, you probably gave the site a glance, detected unprofessional vibes and noped out already so it wouldn’t load you up with viruses and suspicious cookies. If you clicked and read this, though, can I get a chance? You give me a chance to tell you a good story, I’ll make my best effort, and later – WAY later! – if you wanna see more of this, you can help out on a voluntary basis and you do not have to give me money for any of it.

And, in case you need to hear this up front, before you even click that “New Readers” link: YES, THERE IS “ADULT CONTENT” HERE. Sex is like garlic, it keeps the corporate vampires away – and that keeps your humble, anti-establishment author (me) HONEST. You really shouldn’t be dealing with these themes and this terrifying Universe without some emotional and intellectual maturity on board anyway, but if you’re uncomfortable with a level of sexuality that Japan would probably allow in a shounen manga existing in a (mostly) fenced off area that you don’t have to access, you may leave with my blessing. Good luck out there. Sorry we couldn’t connect.